I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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