why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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