Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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