Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
