It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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