i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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