Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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