Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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