I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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