Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i think im in europe. pls send help
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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