I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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