Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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