I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
