He is an equal opportunity slut.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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