normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
