why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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