had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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