after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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