This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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