Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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