Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
