I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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