Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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