So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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