i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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