the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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