Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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