24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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