i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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