Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
we're so committed to being not committed
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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