Can i not drive my cunt home
North Korea, Best Korea!
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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