How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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