Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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