We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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