Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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