Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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