these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
and she was petting her beer can
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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