How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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