This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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