shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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