does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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