but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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