If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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