Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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