the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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