omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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