I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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