Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
PANTIES FOUND
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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