not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
