Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't think brook has ever known best
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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