dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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