i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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