Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
